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5 Things to Summon Me

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There’s very little I will do if I don’t feel like doing it. It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m simply unmotivated.

But say any of these things, text them to me, send me pictures, and I’m yours.

  1. Kain na is Tagalog for let’s eat. I speak and understand very little Tagalog, but say that, and I’m hauling ass.
  2. OMG A DOG. Any dog. I melt.
  3. Singing a Disney song. Bonus points if it’s a duet, a la A Whole New World.
  4. OMG A BABY. Bonus points if it’s my nieces or nephews. I’m a great auntie, if I do say so myself.
  5. Mention any of my favorite animals: red pandas, elephants, otters.

What things can you be summoned with?